BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL

WOMAN   IS . . . . . HERSELF 

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A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG 
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER 
IN HOT WATER
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  COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST 
BETTER RICH
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DON'T TREAT ME ANY 
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD 
THE QUEEN

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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN 
And I HAVE A GUN

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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE 
AND I KNOW HOW 
TO USE IT 

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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME 

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DO NOT START WITH ME.  YOU WILL NOT WIN.  

ALL STRESSED OUT 
AND NO ONE 
TO CHOKE

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I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE 
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS 
TO BAD PEOPLE 

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HOW CAN I MISS YOU  IF YOU WON'T  GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! 
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES 
TO HIDE THE BODIES  
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  And last but not least:

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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Send this to your friends and brighten their day!
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The Hugs Primer

 

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