The
Snowman Family Reunion
by Carol Abbott ©
For the Snowman Family there is always somewhat of a let down after Christmas is over. Winter has only just begun, but without the glitter and jolly good fun of the holidays, it just seems like something is missing. So...many years ago, the Snowman family decided that what they needed was a good old-fashion Winter picnic to bring some excitement back into the season.
It's much easier for them to travel in the cold months, so they always plan their Family Reunion for late January. They have also learned that the parks are not nearly as crowded at that time of year, so they never have a hard time reserving the shelter house of their choice. And they always pick one near the soft ball field, so they can keep up the family rivalry of who has the best fast (snow)ball of the year. Come meet the gang and be sure to grab a hot dog and soda to sustain you while you say "HI" to everyone.
This is Uncle Fred. He is something of a clown and always tries to
get everyone giggling (which isn't too hard). He lives in New Jersey and
proudly says he's one of the Jersey Boyz, along with Springsteen and Willis, which always
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Tommy is just the
jolliest little fellow. All the family just wants to pinch his little chubby cheeks
whenever they see him. He is hoping to follow in the footsteps of his successful
Uncle Buddy out in Hollywood but his Mom and Dad have suggested that he go into a good,
steady profession like accounting. |
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| . | Barnaby is a little fuddled most of the time but so good hearted that everyone wants to take care of him. He makes friends easily and little creatures flock around him as though sensing his innocent nature. He teaches woodworking at the High school back in Stowe, Vermont. | ||||
Great-Uncle Bob has a heating oil business in Minnesota. He is probably the richest
member of the family but he never 'puts on the dog' with the other family members and has
quietly paid tuition to put several of the youngsters through college. He and his
wife Myra are showing pictures of their trip to Alaska, where they went on a Christmas
cruise. Myra got a little fluffier (gained a few pounds) as a result of too many
visits to the midnight buffet. She had a real weakness for the creampuffs and the
lobster bisque.
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. | This is Bud "Frosty" Snowman. He was an aspiring actor, working as an extra, when he got tapped to play the lead in the very successful TV version of Frosty the Snowman. It was the making of his career, but unfortunately from then on he was hopelessly typecast. Now Hollywood speaks of a 'Bud "Frosty" Snowman type' but they considered him too old and didn't cast him in the sequel. The family boycotted the Frosty II show, saying that is wasn't nearly as good as the original.
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| Bernice is a kindergarten teacher in Bay
Point, Maine. She feels her biological clock tick-tocking away and came to this
picnic hoping to renew and deepen her friendship with Barnaby who she met while they both
were attending teacher's college in New Hampshire ten years ago. They actually wrote
to each other for a while, but lost track after a few years. Now Bernice is not
feeling quite so carefree and as though she has forever to settle down and she hopes that
Barnaby hasn't gone and got himself engaged or anything in the mean time. She loves children, especially the little ones, and always plans the kiddy activities for the picnics. All the children run to give her hugs as soon as she arrives. And she bakes lovely chewy molasses cookies to use as prizes for the afternoon games. |
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This is Howard. He
always comes to the reunion in his Motor Home. It is equipped with a wonderful snow
machine which makes it possible to drive through warmer climates but his wife, Trina, is
so nervous that they might have car trouble, that Howard generally stays on northern
routes.
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. | ![]() Trina practices her relaxation tapes and meditates before starting off on any trip in the motor home. It seems to help... |
Roderick is really
handy, loves to manage things, and makes it his mission to get to the park early every
year so that he can clear the paths and set up the barbecue grills. His wife Brenda
makes the best coleslaw in the family --- although everyone in the family insists on
calling it "coldslaw"---go figure! (Their son is chubby-cheeked Tommy)
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![]() Briley
is the talk of the family. He has an eye for the ladies and is a real flirt.
He just can't seem to settle down and, as Grandma Rosy says with a certain relish, brings
a different floozy to the picnic every year. He sells snowmobiles and does his own
commercials on TV. He thinks he could have made it BIG in Hollywood just like cousin
Buddy, if he had just taken the plunge when he was a few years younger. But in complete
honesty, his commercials are so bad they are unintentionally funny and he sells a lot of
snowmobiles because of them.As for Ethelred, she is really very fond of Briley and the fact that she is taller than he is doesn't seem to bother either of them. But Ethelred knows she will have to play hard to get if she wants to keep him interested. (She's not like some of the empty headed gals he has squired in past years. Though she enjoys a good party, she would really like to get a commitment and a ring -- instead of just a fox fur... like Briley gave Doreen, last year's girlfriend.)
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Over near
the fire pits, Brenda is busy setting out the feast. Her dedication to making the
annual picnic and reunion a resounding success is every bit as driven as Roderick's. Everyone is getting mighty hungry for Brenda's famous coldslaw... and she made extra bowls this year. So they won't run out, like they did a couple of years ago! Boy was everyone disappointed when that happened. And Brenda vowed it would never occur again, as long as she had her health (and carrots, mayo and cabbage)!
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It is quite difficult to find grill cooks for the Snowman's picnic. (all that heat,
you know) However, Abominable Snowmen are always happy to oblige, so long as there
are plenty of leftovers for them to take home. And Bud wears his fire suit that he
uses for stunt work out in Hollywood and becomes Abominable's able assistant.
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Gregory is hard at work
on his degree in Psychology. It's taking him a bit longer, since he only goes to school in
the evenings--and only in winter, of course. Uncle Bob told him to hurry up because
Myra could use some of his services. Then Bob laughed really loud and slapped Greg
on the back. However, Myra didn't seem all that amused.(I really think Gregory chose this particular profession because he could see himself sitting in his chair holding his pipe in his hand and listening intently with a concerned look on his face. He is seriously considering getting some reading glasses, too.)
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Raymond is an ornithologist. He loves these family reunions because he gets a chance
to study all of the birds in a new region every year. He is married to Becky and
they have twins, Todd and Tina. |
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Right now, Todd's chasing Tina around the playground, growling and shouting "Here
comes the abominable showman!! Run, Tina, run!!" Becky's deep in
conversation with Grandma Rosy, and doesn't seem to notice the commotion. Of course,
Ray is talking to the birds and doesn't hear anything but bird talk. Oh, well, Tina runs over and climbs into the ample lap of Auntie Myra and Todd grabs another hot dog and heads over to the ball field with some of the other cousins. |
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Myra* is just the dearest old gal. So fond of picnics.....and high teas .....birthday parties .... and ladies' luncheons ..... buffets .... mid-night dinners by candlelight ..... banquets and family suppers. She has a heart as big as she is and has her husband Bob wrapped around her little finger. She loves hats and has so many different ones that she had to have a special closet built with 100 shelves lining the four walls to hold them all. |
| *Myra was adopted from Snow Buddies. Click on the banner below to adopt your own Snow Buddy. There are several different ones available. |
| Hamish, Colleen and
Sean live just north of Houghton in the upper peninsula of Michigan. All three love
to ice skate, ice fish and do a lot of cross country skiing. I see that Sean is telling everyone about the "really huge" fish that he landed on his last trip. It was a real humdinger! And won him a prize at the U.P. Ice Festival. He got his picture in the paper and everything! |
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As usual, everyone
was shy to start the dancing. So Fred and Ginger gave them some inspiration by
staging one of their spactular dance numbers and, next thing you know, everyone was out
there shaking a leg and dancing like a Chorus Line. Most fun songs are the same every year: The Bunny Hop, the Hokey Pokey and YMCA. Even Grandma Rosy gets out and boogies on those. |
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| Ronald was the winner of
the Best Fast snowball toss contest. He felt so good about winning, that he wowed
everyone by juggling four balls at once. Everyone got a big kick out of this and it was a great finale to the day. |
Well, another wonderful winter reunion has reached it's successful conclusion and with many hugs and prolonged "good-byes" and the first tentative plans laid down for next year's get-together, the Snowman Family says "See you next year!"

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